A joke told to me by a media escort, Frank:

Princess Diana and Mother Teresa are in heaven, and the latter isn’t too happy. “It isn’t fair,” she says. “All those years I lived in squalor, devoting myself to the sick and suffering. All she did was attend cocktail parties and model clothes, so how come she has a halo and I don’t?”

Then God says, “That’s not a halo, it’s a steering wheel.”

– David Sedaris, Theft by Finding: Diaries, 1977–2002 (2017)

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